I read from one of my baby boards the things a pregnant woman goes through and what it would take for a man to comprehend pregnancy. I'll list them for ya cuz I think they are pretty funny.
a fat suit mostly in the belly but a little extra everywhere, at least 10-15 pounds at this point
Make him eat 6 pieces of pizza. Then he would know how we(I) feel after about 1 piece any more
Hide all antacids! So he can know how bad it sucks to have horrible heart burn (although I can get it off water it seems) with no relief!
Sandpaper in shirt on nipples. Idk about you but my boobs hurt all the time!
Set a watch that goes off every 20 min. for 24 hours. When it goes off he has to go sit on the toilet for at least a min. To know how annoying it is.
Pee on himself when he sneezes.
For the cramps you could always give him something to make him go...and go...and go. lol Or makes him puke over and over.
Have something he could wear around on his back so no matter how he lays in bed/ couch he can't get comfortable.
A device that "leaks" into the front of his pants at random moments for those of us who are blessed with discharge.
Shove an eggplant up his a** and see how fast he could walk :)
Randomly punch him in the abdomen throughout the day.
I can honestly say in spite of the morning sickness, ER scare, and heartburn, pregnancy has been a breeze. I wouldn't trade this feeling for the world. I love feeling my little one kick inside me and the feeling of realizing life is growing inside me. I love that he is my sweet baby boy and I picture what he is going to be like. I feel like the luckiest girl and truly feel God's blessings on me.
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